My dominican baboon experience

yyyyyup, so it's been an unbearable 6+ months living with the baboonicus dominicus or the famed dominican baboon if you want to get down to it. After such a long period of time i can honestly say that this has got to be the most unevolved primate known to this bahamian. This specimen is known to leave it's outer wear, which can include but is not often limited to shirts, pants, socks, and boots scattered indiscriminatley throughout the living room area.

A prime example of the magnitude of filth that this filthy breed of baboon exhibits was the time that i went to visit a friend in her home town for the weekend. When i came back i could not help but be disgusted at the scene that laid before my eyes and was quick to display it! It turns out that our dear baboon friend was lying down in his cage/room and most likely heard it all, because when i came out of my room 2 hours later, all was taken care of....good baboon, here's your treat.

BUt alas, what saddens me more than the sheer grime that results whenever the baboon is around is the ignorance and utter stupidity that i am privy to witness. Apparently to this baboon, if you hang with someone of another race you are a traitor even though this particular baboon is off a mixed breed. poor confused baboon. It must be hard to be that stupid and still try to classify what is "real".