Epidemic!!!

The scariest and most prevalent STI that's been sweeping the 242 for a while now, has got to be without a doubt PREGNANCY [cue bloodcurdling scream]. The thing is, i'm dead serious. Everyone and their mummy sportin' the prego look nowadays. I'm a big fan of sexual independence and i preach the scriptures of hedonism but come on folks, put some thought into it. If you are a girl and KNOW that you like to do the deed invest in a contraceptive that YOU can control..cause rubbers break and (even though AIDS flyin all over the place) dudes are still stupid enough to keep strokin and finish off inside of you.

Blah, i'm not a religous person at all and don't have the whole "babies are gifts from God" thing going on. For your average bahamian, they are reminders that your folks found a mutual attraction or mummy was sick for attention (bless their sad souls). So to stem this epidemic i propose the "S.L.U.T" test (Sexual Literacy or Understanding Test) to ensure that only those responsible enough to wield their swords, daggers, sword/dagger sheaths, sword/dagger ROOMS (cause we all know some can and DO hold more than one at a time) do so with enlightened minds.

That is all...