My Alter Ego's Evolution

When I first started out, i went by the moniker "Commander Skitzo; leader of the Insane Army".

Original Emblem



















The army consisted of me and my friends that rhymed together...eventually I got tired of writing such a long name so I simply went as Skitzo.

Here is a Mixtape cover from when my main style was an aggressive one with obvious military overtones.

















And finally, after consitently writing and striving to improve, i feel as if no one is touching me skill wise. This arrogance has led me to play off my spanish nickname "Rey". So now, mostly in jest I go by the name "King Skitzo" below is my new official logo.

Tales from my mexican apartment

oh how i miss her!!! it wasnt big, but i lived alone (well for four months) and mannnnnnn i had fun...today i have a before and after comparison from one of my daytime drinking activities. the events that happened afterward was the stuff of legends...good thing i had an extra room (hehe). Life was simple back then, played video games at times...watched a ton of movies, drank and chilled with the mexicanas and good friends...why did i come home again?

regardless, the body count from that night (as far as i can remember) consisted of 2 Bottles of Mezcal (cheap but effective form of tequila), 1 bottle of malibu, 1 bottle of bacardi superior, 1 box of pineapple juice, 1 tiny bottle of Cola, and 1 bottle of fresca (grapefruit flavoured soda from mexico) did i mention that there was only 4 of us there?

Before legendary fiesta:
















The aftermath:
















until next time folks....

A few helpful pointers to all families

1. Do NOT stop a child from explaining their side of things in regards to an event that invloves them. Especially if you were not there to witness said event. This only encourages the child to be withdrawn and not raise their voice when it matters most.

2. Do NOT tell a child that they will end up in prison on drug charges when they are barely in the third grade. This will just make the child hate you for the idiot that you truly are. The child in question will also remember every insulting remark when you try to boast of their successes to others.

3. For the love of god, do NOT immediately take what a teacher says as gospel just because you're too lazy to interact with the child yourself. As much as teachers try to make it look as if they are innocent victims, they do push children in many ways (talking down to them, with holding books, physical attacks)

but then again, most parents dont know how to be parents and let the belt and curse words do it for them...fair enough...same way they'll hopefully end up living alone and relying on the aide of of the occasional social worker.